everyone should have at least one deranged crush in their lifetime. *nods* and those customers SHOULD be beaten with a hammer. or a hacksaw. or a stapler. whatever's nearby works.
I close all the time!!!! It's pretty good, depending on who you're working with...

He bought Lolita... (they didn't have it at the library apparently)

omg, fanfics ftw!!! i love writing cracked out things! its the best!!